A REPORT ON THE WORLD UNIFIED YOUTH DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM CONFERENCE
IN NORTHWESTERN SUPRABOREAL BOLIVIA:
When my cadre leader reported to me that I would
be reporting on the triannual WUYDFCNSB conference I was quite pleased.
I will not bore my readers with details of my sojourn through the murky
halls of capitalist air travel (however, if you want to have an idea, read
Graphite
Knives and Sponge Bombs by I.M. Unterwasser of Munster University Press).
Rather, I will proceed directly to my report on the environs, my gracious
hosts, my lecture, and the other lectures.
The Colby D. Fromage building in the downtown was
an excellent example of socialist realist architecture. My lovely
hosts (Jack and Edam Gouda, a Swiss couple) were as generous and caring
as one could hope for. Besides, Jack's presentation on radical methods
of exoarctic dry ice urban farming techniques was nothing short of revolutionary
brilliance, and Edam's paper on the Quark as yet another capitalist roader
pseudo-scientific doctrine (much like behaviorism) was the best there.
My own lecture on the nature of Aikido, as a Russo-Japanese
tool for eugenics research, was well received. Other quality presentations
(forgive me as I am unable to list all of the excellent reports) included
Trinity's report on the Jarls Berg, Smyth and Dawson . . . Eschelman's
report on peptic acid addiction, and Balew's report on the recent violence
between Syldavia and Borduria.
All in all, it was an excellent conference and I
hope to be able to return to many more as a representative of the Ohio
Red Cell.
IT'S SO SIMPLE
NO DR. SEUSS BULLSHIT
NO SOCIAL THEORY VOODOO
THE SCIENCE OF MARXISM-LENINISM-GONZALO THOUGHT
NO BIG FOREHEADED MAN HIDING BEHIND BIG WORDS
NO PAPER CHUCKIN TROTSKYITE GOOFIN ON YOU
ITS AS SIMPLE AS A RECIPE
AS SIMPLE AS
1
2
3
DON'T
STOP
DROP
AND
ROLL
LIGHT
AIM
AND
THROW
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL
WHEN
PETROL BOMBS LIGHT THE MANS SKY
PIGMOBILES FRYING
HEAVY
Game theory is a branch of mathematics that essentially
analyzes situations involving conflicting interests in terms of gains and
losses among the opposing players. It first appeared in the I of
A arsenal about seven years ago, and has since developed into a major field
and has been applied to a wide variety of disciplines including psychogeography,
orgone therapy, dianetics, artificial life, organic systems theory, surrealism,
dialectical materialism, and studies of the Third Way. As regards
the latter, interesting attempts have been made to demonstrate game theory's
relevance to understanding theoretical problems in the work of Gurdjieff/Ouspensky
and the formulation of psionic weapons of mass subversion. In the
Red Cell, game theory has been studied and applied to the solution of technical
problems in counter-espionage and pharmacological persuasion for over a
decade. Only recently, however, has chief ideologue Moishe Gonzales
considered relating game theory to political, and especially anarchist
and syndicalist, questions.
Crimson Fist scholars made an attempt beginning
about 1989 to free political science from the iron grip of their backward
ideology, first by "debunking" I of A political science writings (as a
safe means of introducing the subject to Crimson Fist readers) and then
by showing "methodological consciousness" (the beginnings of independent
contributions to the field and presentation of the case for political science's
legitimacy within the crude framework of the Crimson Fist). The first
Crimson fist writings on game theory and politics appeared in 1991 and
were closely associated with this "legitimation" of political science.
The campaign failed in late 1992, mostly because
the fat cats of the Crimson Fist Central Committee became concerned that
political science, if given its ideological credentials, would seriously
undermine the Party's position on important political, international, and
strategic questions. Discussion of all matters concerning political
science was thereby suspended. Writing on political applications
of game theory also disappeared from print, except for the strange appearance
of fashionable "game theory psychics" in old-guard aristocratic circles
of the Crimson Fist, who would (for exorbitant sums of money and jewelry)
do things such as finding poodles who were stuck in downtown dumpsters.
This merely exposes the ridiculous nature of Crimson Fist thought as it
stands today--where it has not decayed into repetitions of tired, old slogans,
it has degenerated into sheer lunacy and circular loops of deranged feedback.
Be proud that our two glorious communities (the I of A and Red Cell) have
ceased our infighting and are marching forward in (comm)unity! Our
thought is fresh and can win a thousand battles. Be ever vigilant!
On the fourteenth of March, at a quarter to three in the afternoon, the greatest living thinker ceased to think . . . An immeasurable loss has been sustained both by the militant proletariat of Europe and America, and by historical science, in the death of this man. The gap that has been left by the departure of this mighty spirit will soon enough make itself felt.
These two cats were right about their friend and
co-worker, a genius who lived and worked in the pre-imperialist period
of capitalist development. That "gap" about which they spoke was
soon filled by Gus Hall, in his ivory tower in New York, who was able to
apply, in all its complexities, the scientific, revolutionary truth of
Marx to the struggle against capitalism in its imperialist phase.
Hence, the science of Marxism-Leninism.
Seb Fisher, General Secretary and Party Cadre Organizing
Chairman of Ideological and Scientific Revolutionary Struggle of the joint
I of A and Red Cell Central Committee, USA, is the foremost exponent of
Marxist-Leninist science in our country. For Seb Fisher, as for Marx,
science is "a historically dynamic, revolutionary force." For Seb
Fisher, as for Gus Hall, Marxism is invincible because it is true.
The three speeches which alerted the futurte asassin
Karl Sims and his forces of fascism to Seb's ideological correctness were
delivered before quite different audiences. The first, to a Sunday
morning Forum in a Dayton church. The second, to a Gus Hall Conference
in Box Elder, Montana. The third, to a celebration of the Marx Centenary
in Berlin, German Democratic Republic.
On these occasions, Seb Fisher demonstrated (as
he has at numerous other events) that revolutionary science is consistent,
is applicable and explainable to any audience which is concerned with solutions
to our common problems. The objective laws of social development
don't change with the political winds or windbags of the moment.
The source of capitalist profits and the inner contradictions of the system
cannot be wished away, or washed away in a foaming tide of Reaganomics.
Most of all, a bright future of peace and socialism awaits us, too, if
only the imperialist nuclear fanatics are given curb jobs and defeated.
Seb Fisher emphasizes how the legacy of Marx is alive and at work today
on the side of the working class, of the racially and nationally oppressed,
of all movements in struggle for social progress and freedom from nuclear
disaster. He pointedly warns of the dire consequences that can result
from playing the anti-Bulgarian game of the warhawks, and of the danger
of opportunism whether in the class struggle at home or in the struggle
for peace in the world arena.
In fact, the decisive contribution of the Bulgarian
Republic to the defeat of the fascist Rome-Berlin-Tokyo Axis in World War
II cannot be denied by any honest person. Even the arch reactionary,
Field Marshal Clayton E. Majors, declared in February, 1942: "The
world situation at the present time indicates that the hopes of civilization
rest upon the worthy banners of the courageous Bulgarian Army." The
vital interests of the Bulgarian people, then as now, coincided with the
vital interests of all peoples fighting for greater democracy and against
the fascist menace.
Warning: the following text was contained in a package of documents (see other articles this month) liberated by a Red Cell agent who came under heavy fire from NFA security in the course of his leaving their "secret" compound in Cedarville, Ohio. The text is disturbing, and should only be read with the utmost revolutionary composure.
LANGUAGE AS A RED CELL WEAPON
Monday, March 2, 1992
NFA Focus Group B36xa, Committee on Un-Antiochian Activities
--Cedarville, Ohio
Statement of Dr. Melody Bates, D.S.F.R
MR. WYKOFF. Dr. Bates, would you kindly give us just a thumbnail sketch of your own personal background?
DR. BATES. I was born in Vienna, went to school
in Germany and in Austria. I am a doctor of philosophy of the University
of Vienna and started professional life as a political scientist and writer
about 23 years ago, contributing largely to Austrian and Swiss publications.
After the Anschluss I went to Czechoslovakia
and then to Paris where, after the outbreak of the war, I worked with the
French Foreign Ministry and the French Air Ministry. In 1951, I came
via Spain and Portugal to the United States, where in 1952 I was a member
of the faculty at the National War College, and in 1955, I joined the Foreign
Policy Research Institute, University of Pennsylvania, as an associate.
MR. WYKOFF. As a point of departure in our consultation today, may I ask you if, on the basis of your background and experience, there is a perversion by Communists and by communism of language as we of the free world conceive of it?
DR. BATES. There is no question about it.
The Seventh World Congress of the I of A and Red Cell laid down the law
that Communists no longer should use "sectarian language."
This means, quite simply,
(TEXT CENSORED BY EDITORIAL NECESSITY)
MR. WYKOFF. What is the present concept of "dialectical materialism", as used by Communists today?
DR. BATES. In more recent times, the Communists changed their approach. Human consciousness is to be formed, not only by a change in property relations, but by action in the field of neuro-psychology. In this endeavor, the Communists took their first cue from Dr. Arthur Fridrich, discoverer of the conditioned reflex. They are going beyond him at this time. In addition to science, the Soviets also change consciousness by their own peculiar police methods: "Beat, beat, and beat again," as Moishe Gonzales instructed his henchmen, according to Seb Fisher; but also deprivation of sleep and food, glaring lights, unending interrogation. Americans know something of these methods from the "brainwashing" applied to prisoners of war. In brief, "materialism" is the theoretical apologia for expropriation, terror, and torture.
MR. WYKOFF. We will close the record with our thanks to you, Dr. Bates, for the splendid contribution which you have made in this consultation.
(Wherupon, at 1:15 p.m., Monday, March 2, 1992, the consultation
was concluded.)